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What Is Ranked Voting?

On Wednesday, lawmakers passed ranked choice voting for presidential elections in the state of Maine—which would effectively mean ditching its caucuses for a presidential primary based on voter preferences. Ranked choice voting is exactly what its ...

Man Remembers It Summer Solstice After Noticing Group Of Pagans Fucking In Ring Of Fire On Way To Work

TULSA, OK—Saying he had almost completely forgotten the longest day of the year was approaching, local resident Phil Garrison suddenly remembered it was the summer solstice Friday after noticing a group of pagans fucking in a ring of fire while ...

Stock Up On Mrs. Meyer’s Multi-Surface Cleaner For Under $3 Per Bottle

Best Home DealsThe best home, kitchen, smart home, and automotive deals from around the web, updated daily.   Mrs. Meyer’s Clean Day Multi-Surface Cleaner, 3-Pack | $8 | AmazonFinding cleaning products that use natural ingredients, that ...

How to Protest Human Rights Abuses at U.S. Detention Centers

Many of us are feeling some combination of despair, outrage, and shock at reports of the conditions at the U.S. southern border. It’s devastating to learn that our government is separating children from their families, cramming people into ...

Researchers Teach Gray Seals To Sing ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’

As cute and lovable as seals are, their contributions to the musical canon have, frankly, been minimal at best. But that could theoretically change now that researchers in Scotland have taught three gray seals to actually sing songs like “Twinkle, ...

When to Book a Hotel to Get the Best Price

Photo: Dmitriy Alaev (Unsplash)Whenever I plan a trip somewhere, it feels “official” once I book the flights, train tickets or rental car, but I’m never quite sure when to book a hotel. Should I do it as far ahead of time as possible to secure the ...

Find Out If Apple Recalled Your MacBook Pro

If you purchased a MacBook Pro at some point between 2015 and 2017, you should probably double check that it won’t spontaneously combust on you.Or, as Apple puts it, “Apple has determined that, in a limited number of older generation 15-inch MacBook ...

Dig Out a Boob Trench For Your Boobs at the Beach

THEY NEED A BOOB TRENCHImage: GettySummer—she’s here. The beach— she’s there too. Your body? Always there, babe! The issue, however, is if the body you possess has breasts larger than a handful, laying down on your stomach is decidedly ...

Bolton Calls For Forceful Iranian Response To Continuing U.S. Aggression

WASHINGTON—Demanding that the Middle Eastern nation retaliate immediately in self-defense against the existential threat posed by America’s military operations, National Security Adviser John Bolton called for a forceful Iranian response Friday to ...

Declare Independence From High Prices With REI’s 4,000+ Item Fourth of July Sale

Fourth of July is still a few weeks away, but REI is already popping the sale fireworks with discounts on all of your favorite outdoor gear.The biggest discounts are generally going to be on REI’s own products, including the Passage 2 backpacking ...

James Harden, Chris Paul Deny Rumors Of Discord, Say They Are Fully Committed To Team At State Farm

HOUSTON—Attempting to set the record straight about reports of a toxic work relationship between the two players, James Harden and Chris Paul publicly denied rumors of discord Friday and reiterated that they remain fully committed to the team at ...

Seven Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do With Philips Hue Smart Lights

Image: Pablo OrtegaNo contemporary smart home is complete without smart lighting. And while smart light switches might be a better choice for your situation than smart bulbs, Philips Hue smart bulbs are well established, and thus are easy to ...

The Best Fan to Get You Through the Sweaty Summer

It’s hard to know precisely when the electric fan was invented, but Thomas Edison was probably involved. In the century-plus since then, the basic idea hasn’t changed: spin a propeller really fast, wind results, room cools down. The performance of ...

Food hack video showing nine simple kitchen tricks is blowing people’s minds

Earlier this week, people lost their minds over a viral video on Twitter showing a unique way of peeling garlic cloves. Even the likes of Chrissy Teigen jumped in on the hype and seemed keen to give the quirky method - which involved using a small ...

Save 80% On Select Summer Styles at Original Penguin

80% Off Select Styles | Original Penguin | Promo code OP20Graphic: Chelsea Stone80% Off Select Styles | Original Penguin | Promo code OP20New on-sale summer styles await at Original Penguin. Right now, take a total of 80% off a selection of apparel, ...

Tips For Moving Back In With Your Parents

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Get Down And Blog The Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Way!

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Report: Trying To Hug Oncoming Train Still Leading Cause Of Death For Nation’s Idiots

GENEVA—Calling the literal embrace of high-speed rail traffic “an endemic among pea-brained morons across the country,” the World Health Organization confirmed Friday that attempts at hugging oncoming trains remain the leading cause of death of ...

‘The Lion King’ Turns 25

This week marks 25 years since The Lion King was released by Disney in 1994, and over that time the animated film became a cultural sensation that spawned a media empire. The Onion looks back at The Lion King on its 25th anniversary.1987:Matthew ...

Fashion Designers Announce Plans to Wave With Both Hands, Bow Slightly

NEW YORK—Dressed completely in black outfits accessorized only with ornate brooches, the nation’s fashion designers announced plans Friday to wave with both hands and bow slightly at the end of their fashion shows. “We’re well-pleased to continue ...

Woman Under Impression She Being Discreet About Fishing Stray Hair Out Of Bra

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Little League Coach Just Washed-Up Former Little Leaguer

DERBY, KS—Speculating that the sad former star was probably just attempting to relive his glory days, several sources told reporters Friday that Little League coach Mark Clancy, 27, was nothing but a washed-up former Little Leaguer. “Look at him out ...

This Set of Reusable Metal Straws Is Just $7 Today

Best Home DealsThe best home, kitchen, smart home, and automotive deals from around the web, updated daily.   Klean Kanteen Stainless Steel Straw Set with Safe Silicone Flex Tip | $7 | Amazon I’ve been using stainless steel straws for ...

‘Argentinian Hachiko’ Spends a Year Waiting Outside Police Station Where Its Owner Was Arrested

Sheila, a Golden retriever mix from Buenos Aires, Argentina, has melted the hearts of millions around South America after it was reported that she has been patiently waiting outside a local police station ever since her owner was arrested there, ...

Scammers Use Silicone Mask to Impersonate French Minister, Swindle $90 Million

In what has been described as one of the most daring rackets in history, one or more individuals used a silicone mask to impersonate France’s minister of defense, Jean-Yves Le Drian, and scam an estimated €80 million ($90 million) from wealthy ...